GREETINGS TO YOU, THE LUCKY FINDER OF THIS GOLDEN TICKET!

From the winding slopes of Plymouth, I shake you warmly by the mitten! For now, I do invite you — yes, YOU — to come and experience a day of frosty thrills and winding chills with ONE FREE TOBOGGAN RIDE. I, your whimsical slope-master, will guide you to the top, where gravity will send you whooshing down our marvelous hill — faster than a snowman in roller skates.

Here are SOME very serious, completely non-serious but necessary instructions:

— Get your special access code straight on your email by signing up above;
— Bring this shiny GOLDEN TICKET to our lodge along with the access code to claim your free ride;
— Grab your toboggan slide, glide, and ride YOUR way into a day of thrills, chills, and unforgettable memories.

Hold tight. the magic is about to begin!